Skateboarding.

If there was ever a more loser filled congregation of deadbeats, sloths and self assuring egos, then I haven't seen it. These single cell brained, amoeba with no career aspirations except possibly gain a fat compensation payout from an injury related to skateboarding, or gain a lucrative contract for doing nothing, have captivated fellow deadbeats and invaded all forms of culture. These pathetic wastes of carbon continue to suck our precious oxygen to fuel their primitive sporting accomplishments (a very colourful and imaginative definition).

The main purveyor of this social cancer is Tony Hawk, who is more of a shady businessman than anything. Having mastered the role of pied piper, he has amassed a generous bank amount from palming off skateboards, skateboarding games and videos based on skateboarding. So highly lauded Mr Hawk is by his symbiotic deadbeat fans, that they will unquestionably name him as their hero over more deserving people of such status. What has he contributed to society however? You can't expect much from these trogolodites that wave cellophane in the sun and become amused by it for hours.

Meanwhile I can't see any minute satisfaction in pushing a thin wooden board, with 4 unstable, shaky wheels over a bumpy surface. I can however see why it is banned from many public venues. These hooligans who grind rails which are designed to assist disabled people to climb stairs, put lives and property at risk. They are a public menace, constantly fighting and colliding into things. It is of little surprise that the same clowns who film stunts for Jackass have a skateboarding background. I mean, really there isn't much I would be surprised from any of these stooges behaviour.

In short, skateboarders can smoke my pole. Continue laying your faith in a skill lacking "sport".