There've been many stupid accidents since the Wii gaming system has been brought on the market. TV sets all over America are crying out for reprieve. If your friend is a nervous Nelly with sweaty hands its best not to even tempt fate and hand him the controls.

These intense game players get themselves into trouble. Dancing around like some joystick jester king high on crack. The excitement of the game has affected their brain so they forget that there is actually a cord you can strap to your wrist! Any dart throwing monkey could figure this one out. Maybe they should pass a remote test before they get to play the game. Heaven forbid these rejects use the Wii Fit Board. This Wii board accessory is about the size of a bathroom scale and really doesn't have a non-slip surface. They do make covers you can buy but inevitably you will have some sweaty numbnut who can't seem to control his bodily motions and thinks he can do aerobics. Breaking a piece of furniture or falling into your flat screen is not a good way to get fit dude not to mention your poor dog who probably found himself in harms way.

The Wii board accessory can tell the system if you are overweight or of normal weight and this translates to your Wii character by shrinking him or making him look chubby.  Maybe what they need to do is to figure out how and calculate the gamers IQ before letting them play any game. That would solve most of the stupid accidents just waiting to happen. Get Wii smart and don't be a douche bag!