I dreamed last night...

about a giant package of toilet paper

it is all I remember

because how could I forget

that our budget is set

no reason to fret

there are only 2 rolls left

2 rolls to wipe

3 butts and 4 noses

one period

for one week

I think poverty is at its peak!

So, I dreamed of a giant package of toilet paper....

and how it made my day better

to know we can "let it flow"

a giant, jumbo size-2ply-bulk-triple roll

softest touch & most absorbent

Charmin

brand would be fine

then I can have normal dreams

about money and wine!

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